This Be The Way...

Written to the tune of Irresistable Bitch by Prince.

Whether I’ve got a six pack or a 2-liter.
Bowluv’s agile; I’ll do your girl in a 2 seater!
I’m a true eater…, pussy heater!
Make devoted wives into cheaters.
Turn dike bitches into believers.
Now she’s a dick eater.
I’m never Leaving It To Beaver!
Big Fella baby. U like it rough?
I’m your pussy beater.
Your ultimate stress reliever!
Turn tight ends into wide receivers,
The mind of a quarterback…;
Shit, I'm built like a fullback.
Call me J. Bettis when I bus.
Fuck Greyhound, leave the driving to us!
When I say us I mean me, myself, & I;
Don’t matter which one you try.
Detroit representing…; satisfaction guaranSHEED!
Bowluv baby, I can give U what U need!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town their pull they pants down!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town their pull they pants down!

They pull their skirts up,
they pull their bras off
'cause BowLuv gives love
that's hard & not soft!

They call me Bob Nice..., U can call me Nicety or Nasty.
Whatever U call me don’t put nothing past me.
U want to Freak-a-Leak me? Just Ask Me To.
Or treat me like Tevin..., Tell Me What U Want Me To Do!
We can do it baby doll, let me taste your Sugar Walls.
Let me feel your sugar soft lips against my balls.
Put your tongue on my shaft, & give a bubble bath.
Now let me test your brains...; we’re about to do some math.
Can U tell me what’s 23 * 3?
Do the math & laugh, & Come On & Go With Me!
Over to my place, have a seat on my face!
I love the sound U makes, every time I taste
Your body on Bobby, put Bobby in your body.
I do a body good, U can ask anybody,
That I've been with..., honeys U were friends with.
Let me show U my version of a face-lift!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

They pull their skirts up,
they pull their bras off
'cause BowLuv gives love
that's hard & not soft!

(Bridge twice)
Me Her
^ ^
Can U fuck to the beat?/ I can fuck to the beat!
Can U suck till I skeet?/I can suck till U skeet!
Can U keep it discreet?/I can keep it discreet!
Then on my face have a seat, OH YEAH!

Chocolate or red boned..., we can Get It On!
Brown Skin what I’m in when I’m at home.
Caramel or coffee, I make sticky as toffee,
So much so, they don’t want to get off me!
Thought I was from the Lou’, she wanted to do the Ram thing.
Told her that I’m from the D’ where they do the damn thing.
Some do the damn thing, I do the blessed thing.
I do the Billy Clinton up off in the West Wing.
Sex that’s presidential in your residential.
Bowluver packs skills that are monumental!
Not a lobbyist but Bobby is influential!
We can get our freak on over the instrumental!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

This be the way Bowluv puts it down!
Honeys love the sound when I start to pound.
Pound for pound they say I’m best around.
When I come to town they pull their pants down!

They pull their skirts up,
they pull their bras off
'cause BowLuv gives love
that's hard & not soft!