medley of boredom

before you read this, let me explain... i was bored as hell. LOL
most of this poem is parts of different songs, so its not a reading poem. you have to sing it (if you know which songs they all are) to get the real humor out of it. again, I was bored, I come up with the most random stuff sometimes. im only posting it because im sure SOMEONE will get a laugh out of it..enjoy (or not) :D




there i was just a walkin down the street
snapping my fingers to the beat singing


IIIIIII aint got nobody!

and im shakin my
big butt and i cannot lie
you other people cant deny
that
babe! I got you babe!
and aint no sunshine when he's gone
cuz I know I know I know I know I know
im so 3008
youre so 2000 and late

cuz everythings gonna be alright
and when it gets dark it will be
a thriller! thriller night
and ill look at sky and say
blue moon, you got me standin alone
without a dream in my heart
without a
slinky, slinky
such a wonderful toy

that being said
youre just a boy, you dont understand
he has the whole world, in his hands
he has the whole world in his hands!

but my baby left me, left me sad and blue
so im now going to
erase, replace, embrase new face
and tell you too
put it in my mouth, my mother fuckin mouth
cuz we dont see
nothin wrong, with a little bump and grind

ok. im stopping here cuz this could go on forever...
a medley of boredom!!! LOL