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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11 2:02:35 EDT 2009    Post subject: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

OoOoOoOOoO

Ummm....


What the hell was that!?

It came from over here....


OoOOoOooOOoooO


Wo! What the hell!?


OoOOoOOoO

Oh shit! WHERE IS THE BROOM!?


OoOOoOOOooO


*swing*


OoOOooOOooO

*swing*


OooOOooOOooOO


*swing* *swing*


I AM GOING TO KILL YOU TO DEATH!


*swing*


OoOOOooOOOo


knock knock


WHO IS IT!?


*swing*



It's Lindsey!



OoOOOoOOoOo


COMING


OooOOoOOOOoOO


*swing*



OoOOOooOOO



*swing*



Hey, what the hell are you doing in here?



Uhhhh, fighting a ghost.



OoOoooOOOOo



Oh my god, I hear it!



STAY BACK MY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!



*swing*



Silly boy, don't you know how to kill a ghost?!



ARE YOU SERIOUS!?



WHO DO YOU THINK IM FIGHTING!? CASPER THE FUCKING GHOST!?



*whistles*




Oh gee, I forgot to wear my bra... Silly me.




OOOOOOOOOOOO



*swing*

*thump*
*thump*


Uh..... Lindsey?



Lindsey?



OooOOoOO


I am so getting dumped......

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11 5:22:58 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

MnP work it baby! ~ DanG t\\---//aT seXY b\_________a//\// . K sP.ac.......e. ... great work! . i\/du.c.e.rrr
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11 8:14:19 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

Wo, this is one DANG poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its as if words are DANGling from the sky Razz Razz Razz Razz Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11 8:26:05 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

mamta wrote:
Wo, this is one DANG poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAMTA! Embarassed Shocked 'This is one DANG GOOD poem!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11 13:32:23 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

LOL. What a great way to start my day. FANTASTIC poet. Loved
it!! tom
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12 11:41:28 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

LOL
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12 12:58:18 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

Dumped for a ghost, now that is good and amuzing.
thanks for the read.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13 12:52:19 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

hahaha, that was hilarious. I actually laughed out loud when I read the second to last line and realized what was going on.
Awesome piece. Felt like a play, almost, but playing out on screen with the words themselves as actors. Which is pretty amazing.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13 23:51:09 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

Laughing

Thanks guys, your comments are priceless.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14 10:42:04 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

mamta wrote:
Wo, this is one DANG poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its as if words are DANGling from the sky Razz Razz Razz Razz Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

DanG LanG Langa' LinG LanG`~ mamta, yooooooo chhhhannnnnnnGe.d yooorr posssssst LoooooooooooL

DannnnnnnnnnnnnnG\_____________.iNg i seeeeeeeeeee LOL

woorrrrrK it MnnnnnnnP Wink Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18 14:57:19 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

First time I heard the word "dang" since Rumsfeld was in office! Hilarious write, so funny! Gail

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20 12:24:10 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

aw how come this never got posted in the finished?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27 3:59:11 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

ColourMyWorld wrote:
aw how come this never got posted in the finished?

I'd love to see it there, so true.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30 23:06:25 EDT 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

Hm, then I would have to post my poem about the "screaming beer" in the finished section too. I mostly write these things for stress relief.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 8 2:06:45 EST 2009    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA!!! This is brilliant! I laughed so hard at the end. Let me tell you Perrier water up your nose hurts really badly. Great job!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 3 10:31:30 EST 2010    Post subject: Re: How to Kill a Ghost Reply with quote

This was so funny! Made me laugh out loud Very Happy
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