I hate the way you all stand!
I hate the way you all talk!
I hate the way you all look at me!
I hate the dumbass shit you all come with!
I hate it, hate it , HATE IT!!

You all are not worth!
Ive found something easier!
WOMEN!!

i can so empathize with the way you must have been feeling as you were writing this poem, however, i feel that women are far more crazy/insane/confusing/indirect than men are.

Really? I know exactly what they want.

Which?

LMAO Ahhh who hasn't been there...

I agree with redheadslxt however, we can be far more cunning. We just won't readily admit it.

A.

mix and match seperates and cute shoes with just the right heel (so hard to find) that don't cost a fortune.

arpeggio wrote:

A. mix and match seperates and cute shoes with just the right heel (so hard to find) that don't cost a fortune.

If I knew you better I'd slap you typical

I have an ex wife, a current wife, five grown daughters, and one that's sixteen. it is only partially tongue in cheek. the rest is direct observation. (care to see my checkbook?)

"typical"?

Definitions of typical on the Web:

exhibiting the qualities or characteristics that identify a group or kind or category; "a typical American girl"; "a typical suburban community"; "the typical car owner drives 10,000 miles a year"; "a painting typical of the Impressionist school"; "a typical romantic poem"
distinctive: of a feature that helps to distinguish a person or thing; "Jerusalem has a distinctive Middle East flavor"
conforming to a type; "the typical (or normal) American"; "typical teenage behavior"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

as a matter of fact, I would agree- but I'm willing to examine evidence to the contrary. I don't mean to say this proclivity neatly "sums" up the american female. there is of course "much , much more". and one size does not fit all. I am not "anti woman" I am a huge fan, (a groupie even) of the fairer sex. but there are "traits". (men have them too! ) neither sex conforms entirely to type. yet, there is a "type."

I fly in the face of my "type"in some regards:

I can't stand football, bowling, fishing, baseball, golf (except miniature) basketball and would consider it torture to endure the world series or super bowl. but i do share the "typical" male traits of being enchanted by short skirts, strappy sandals, pumps, pouty lips, breathy voices, and even more "base"idiocy common to my gender. though i would like to say on the record- I do not light my farts with a bic lighter.

i understand the point of view, but at the same time i don't know if i can fully appreciate this... perhaps i have to have my manbitch-master slap me around, then have my fiance slap me around.... and i may.... just may.... agree that natey's stance irritates me....

*Mutters to self...don't tell arpeggio he's typical*

You win LMAO, we're all typical

arpeggio wrote:

record- I do not light my farts with a bic lighter.

bahahahaha just found that...

:::::steals quote from toxicvomit:::::
...my hearts are full of that boy...