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Features > > Poetry Is Doomed
Poetry Is Doomed

About Poetry is Doomed: Poet Scott Woods takes the poetry world to task to find out what it's doing to shoot itself in the foot each month. From open mics to TV commercials to national events, Woods brings the pain...and that's no metaphor.

About Scott Woods:The author and editor of over nine volumes of poetry and prose (50 Mistakes Poets Make and Poems from the Big Muddy : The 2004 National Poetry Slam most recently), Scott Woods has performed in a number of venues and with an assortment of accompaniments. His work has been used in creative writing and historical literature classes at numerous universities and high schools, and has been featured multiple times on National Public Radio. He is the founder of the poetry performance group The Black Air Poets. He has published articles, reviews and other prose work in a variety of publications in print and multi-media platforms. He was the coach and a member of the Columbus Slam Team that placed third in the 2000 Rust Belt Regional Poetry Slam (and won it in 2001), and was the coach and a member of Columbus's first-ever National Poetry Slam Team that participated in the 2001 National Poetry Slam. He is currently President of Poetry Slam Inc., which oversees the annual National Poetry Slam and the Individual World Poetry Slam; MCs an open mic series in Columbus, Ohio; and is the founder of the Greatest Slow Jam Ever website. In April 2006 Scott will attempt to make history by performing the first-ever 24-hour poetry feature.



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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #25: More poems, fewer horror films
Posted by John on Monday, October 19, 2009 (13:06:40)

One of the things that really disappoint me are poems that attempt to strike my emotional chords with sledgehammers. Here's what I mean...





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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #24: Finger-snapping Your Way To Greatness
Posted by mamta on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 (16:42:50)

Let's talk about something important for once: finger-snapping at poetry readings.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #23: The White House Poetry Jam
Posted by mamta on Sunday, May 17, 2009 (16:34:29)

If we can mark change post-Obama nowhere else in our society we can do so in the amount of ridicule that has been heaped upon poetry since his inauguration.

Guess whose fault that is.






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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #22: Indiana Jones and The Purpose of Poetry
Posted by John on Sunday, March 01, 2009 (00:53:04)

What is the purpose of poetry? Take the blue pill and find out!




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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #21: The 2009 Inauguration Poem
Posted by mamta on Sunday, January 25, 2009 (06:07:42)

Criticism of Elizabeth Alexander’s inaugural poem by other poets runs the risk of seeming ungrateful or like poet-hating. There are many people who would argue that at least she got the shot, that it is essentially better than nothing.

I am not one of those people.




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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #20: 10 Great Gifts for Poets (and one you can skip)
Posted by mamta on Thursday, December 25, 2008 (12:29:54)

It's not too late to find that perfect gift for that imperfect poet in your life!





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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #19: Reading for the President is kind of a game-changer
Posted by John on Saturday, December 20, 2008 (00:17:04)

The poetry world waited with baited breath to see, first, if a poet would read at the presidential inauguration next January, and second, who it would be. Now we know that yes, there will be one and that Elizabeth Alexander is that poet.




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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #18: Betting on Slams Is Dumb
Posted by John on Saturday, December 13, 2008 (21:13:56)

Predicting slam results is like betting on New England weather: stupid.




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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #17: Five Jobs That Save More Lives Than Poets
Posted by John on Friday, November 21, 2008 (21:32:17)

Poets, get over yourselves. Half of you wouldn't survive a week in the shoes of these real American heroes without your precious meds.



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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #16 - The First Line is Your Friend
Posted by mamta on Thursday, October 23, 2008 (14:20:17)

There are times when a nice, fresh dead-mother-in-the-back-bedroom is exactly what a poem needs.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #15: The Mail Bag Remix
Posted by mamta on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 (12:38:24)

(Wherein the author takes your missives and dismisses them handily with wit, keen insight and a reference to alien invasions.)


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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #14: The Academic Voice of Doom
Posted by mamta on Monday, June 09, 2008 (11:36:07)

The academic voice is one of the greatest hurdles to the acceptance of poetry beyond the navels of professors and MFA students the world over.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #13: Your Submission Is Telling You Something
Posted by mamta on Monday, May 12, 2008 (12:32:39)

Are your poetry submissions telling you the same things they're telling the editors? Probably not.


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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #12
Posted by mamta on Saturday, April 12, 2008 (04:20:21)

Did Saul Williams sell-out by doing a Nike commercial? You decide!

(...with my help, of course.)


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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #11: How To Become Famous To The People Who Really Matter
Posted by mamta on Sunday, February 10, 2008 (04:27:43)

For those among us who have as a goal the acceptance of their art by their families, I have this story, all true, all Scott:

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #10 - A Poet's Worth
Posted by John on Saturday, November 03, 2007 (02:20:13)

(( WARNING: This article is about the business of art. It will contain dirty and foul language, using words like “product”, “merchandise” and, perhaps worst of all, “inflation”. ))

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #9: If I Were Poet Laureate
Posted by John on Wednesday, September 12, 2007 (15:31:29)

Maybe you heard: last month we got a new poet laureate, the astoundingly prolific Charles Simic.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #8: The War and How To Swing It
Posted by John on Monday, September 10, 2007 (00:53:18)

Sometimes poetry is doomed not by what we do or don’t do with it, but what we used to be able to do and will not be able to do again. I feel this way a lot when a good poet dies and what they offered the world is unlikely to be captured again. Such a poet was Grace Paley, who passed away last month.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #7: Is it okay if my eulogy poem is bad?
Posted by John on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 (02:29:52)

Sometimes poets have to be less poet and more shaman.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry is Doomed #6: Silence is Not Golden: The Dearth of Poetry Slam Debate
Posted by John on Saturday, February 17, 2007 (21:32:37)

The question we used to ask ourselves was, Where is the Slam scholarship? but has recently become, Where is the Slam discussion?

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #5: When Legends Go Bad - Nikki Giovanni's Acolytes
Posted by John on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 (03:34:45)

I already know what you're going to say: Nikki Giovanni is a legend! She once told me to keep writing! She's responsible for the poet I am today!

Well, tough shit.


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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #4: Why Preaching to the Choir Doesn’t Work
Posted by John on Saturday, November 11, 2006 (17:16:07)

Since it’s election time, let us discuss political poetry and poets, and how they waste our time.

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Poetry Is Doomed If You Really Loved Poetry You’d Treat It Worse
Posted by John on Monday, September 18, 2006 (11:07:35)

"If I have a reservation with Marsalis’ statement it is only that it continues to support the stereotypically lofty sense of honorable craft that I know most poets never see the tail end of..."

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #2: Why Making Love to Someone's Mind is a Bad Idea
Posted by John on Monday, August 21, 2006 (11:05:00)

The film love jones can't slip out of the collective consciousness of today’s poets fast enough. If I hear someone use the line "make love to my mind" one more time I will hurl the heaviest Pablo Neruda tome I can find at the offending wordshit.

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Poetry Is Doomed Poetry Is Doomed #1: Art Unto Like Commerce
Posted by John on Monday, July 17, 2006 (10:15:00)

Poetry has occasionally found itself shackled to the machine of product advertising, and it is almost always an abysmal affair. Plugging a soft drink via art isn’t criminal in and of itself per se, given one is willing to look for those particular needles in those many non-particular haystacks. Plugging a soft drink AS art, however, is clearly a creature of another species, and it is this dynamic that punched me in the gut the other day as I was, once again, assaulted by McDonald’s new “green mood” salad commercial.

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