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it must be true. i saw it on t.v.

by omegapaf

" this man tells me how white my shirts could be. but he can't be a man, because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me " - satisfaction - the rolling stones.

advertising executives aren't exactly mental giants
but then, neither are their clients
the new ford ka, for people who can't spell car
the only giant in advertising is jolly, and green
he could be aqua marine, i'm still not buying a bean

with a lovely smile, and an expensive hair do
tell me bullshit, that wouldn't fool the gang on scooby doo
annoying little jingles that go woo woo

lying double speak he spoke
with a dagger under cloak
to offer me cheap insurance opportunities
while interupting john huston movies, about ganster communities

a guy i know doesn't believe we landed on the moon
thinks it was all made up, like a cartoon
i asked " why don't you believe me? "
" because they said it was fake on t.v. "

after watching some rubbish about parapsychology, or ufology, or stupidology
he asked me the difference between astronomy, and astrology
astronomy is a precise, and exact scientific art
where as astrology is a load of crap, that should have been left behind with the horse, and cart

gotta go earn my daily bread
with a mortgage gun to my head
no time for instant potato, for people who can't mash
and silly little gadgets for people with too much cash

one more commercial before i go
happy smiling families eating succulent mc donalds food
funny...when i go there, it's full of miserable people eating warm greasy slop, in a bad mood.

" tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies " - fleetwood mac.

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it must be true. i saw it on t.v.

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