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Poems - Toilet Talk

Toilet Talk

by ephaedrus

Today I had a shit
Not exactly clever?
Try 3 days with diarrhea
and a high fever!
You would think alot more
Of that simple pleasure
Of not just passing wind
Of not just squirting out
a liquid mess !
The stench!
Oh the joy,
Of having control
Over at least one part of your life
once again.

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Re: Toilet Talk (Score: 1 )
by Stonewing on Friday, November 20, 2009 (10:54:48)

Sorry to smile at your discomfort

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Re: Toilet Talk by ephaedrus on Friday, November 20

Re: Toilet Talk (Score: 1 )
by angeroseblue on Friday, November 20, 2009 (11:01:35)

i am so sorry but this is irony for me
feeling like snit reading about snit
i so hope all is well!!! Shocked

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Re: Toilet Talk by ephaedrus on Friday, November 20

Re: Toilet Talk (Score: 1 )
by nerdgirl on Friday, November 20, 2009 (22:45:40)

you sure brought out the humor in this... I think everyone who has had the flu can relate to this. is it weird to say i enjoyed a poem about diarrhea? That just sounds sooooo not right..LOL anyways well done!

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