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Poems - Road Rage

Road Rage

by rondo

Road Rage

4 lanes and all 4 of you want to drive fifty five mile an hour
This is the kind of thing that makes my day start to sour
Lady you can’t just stop in the middle of the road
You must first pull over to figure out where to go

If your going to ride my butt so close
shouldn’t you buy me dinner first
I’ve seen impatient drivers
But buddy you’re the worse

Its called a blinker mam
It lets people know your going to turn in front of them
Some people get really annoyed when you don’t use it
And I’m one of them

I don’t know if you noticed mister
But there’s stuff flying out of your truck
You could see it in your rearview mirror
If you ever bothered to look

There is nothing to see people
Its just a cop giving a ticket
If his nose gets stuffy
Would you slow down to watch him pick it

You don’t even look before you back up
What are you bored with living
Well here’s a little bit of excitement
Check out this finger I’m giving

Holy crap “are you on crack”
Crackerjacks called and said they want your license back.
What the heck your going to get yourself killed
You don’t need a license you need a will

That blinker means I need to get over
don’t pretend you don’t see it
Its obvious you need a lesson in manners
And its just my luck to be it

Are you kidding me I was backing into that space
If my girlfriend wasn’t here I’d punch you in your face
You flip me off even after I let you pass
Pull that piece of shit over I’ll kick your ass

rondo

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