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does the dog think humans are monkeys Omegapaf? yikes, do we do that to ourselves, behave like monkeys, apes that our ancestors were, do we do that to ourselves?

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Saturday, October 15, 2011 (10:57:01)

i'm proud to be a monkey little tigger. humans do some horrible things, where as monkeys just sit around in trees scratching their bottoms all day ha ha. the only things that seperate me from the apes are cutlery and sarcasm ha ha - pilot paul answering for the wooooooooo hound.


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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Sunday, October 16, 2011 (07:32:32)

jessica says " wooof, yip,yip,snuffle yap, wooo, wOOOO " which means " thank you for reading my poem mamta and jahnvi " - jessica's interpreter


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Oooo-wee... Good one! I can just see her sparkling eyes, twinkle toes and all the really neat thought processes going on!

Ha-ha - pussy cat... wheeeee!

Fun read this morning - Cheers 'n hugs, Mary Ann

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Sunday, October 16, 2011 (07:39:30)

aaawww thanks mary ann. jessica loves the fluffy toy you sent her.....even if you are a pussy cat owner ha ha - hugs and hound giggles - paul.


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Everyone should know that YOU are the monkey! Cute write and true! am I your little kitty?

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Sunday, October 16, 2011 (07:52:16)

ha ha. i thought i was the walrus kitty cat?
" in man's evolution, he's created the city and the motor traffic rumble. but give me half a chance and i'll be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle......i'll be your tarzan and you be my jane. i'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane " - apeman - the kinks.
- pauly and onky.


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your hound dog is so smart and has your wit too
love and warm wishes, ali.

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Sunday, October 16, 2011 (08:00:18)

ha ha. she's smarter than me ali.....faster too. however to quote elvis - " you ain't nothing but a hound dog, and you ain't never caught a rabbit " ha ha. thanks little star - paul.


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Paul, I love the smiles and good work you bring to GP,
...this line was a cracker:

'stealing the monkey's lighter and dropping it in the pond',

Your style/s of quote mixing are very catchy, keep up the good work, and life, it's here to be lived and nothing can be compared to a real smile,

dangnabit hound i dunno',

heads up!

andYe

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Sunday, October 16, 2011 (08:09:15)

the hound is fighting with sunbeams at the moment andYe....i think the sunbeams are winning 6 - 4 ha ha. so she can't reply. however i will say that the whole base of the corner of my pond is made up of stolen lighters.........a new eco-system? - monkey man.


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I have a little 5lb. chihuahua named Wolf who lives with my mom and watches out for her and protects her and keeps her company as well. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to have any pets in my apartment but it makes me happy that Wolf and mom enjoy each others company so much.

On Saturdays I bring Wolf up and he hangs out with me for awhile and I always wonder what is in his mind but am terrified to think what all he would say if he could speak. No doubt, dogs probably think of us humans as funny creatures that feed them and give them love but also do stupid things they don't understand and merely observe out of curiosity. Often times I'll be watching a film and Wolf will look up at me and back to the television as of he's conveying to me: "Hell of a film isn't it?" And other times I believe he's mocking me for being stupid.

I think you capture the essence of dogs here very well, thinking of us humans as perhaps very silly animals while all the same valuing our friendship all the same. It's how I feel about some of the drunks at the bars I hang out at - I think many of them are idiots, but value their idiocy all the same.

Well done, Paul.

j.p.

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Monday, October 17, 2011 (17:32:30)

ha ha ha. " i was just an animal looking for a home, when she made some space for me to lie down " - naive melody - talking heads.
surely the name " wolf " for a 5lb chihuahua must be ironic j.p.?
i taught my hound how to sing beatles songs, but she's a much better dancer than me.......more feet, and i can't run up the wall ha ha.
i can't really suffer the drunken fools gladly anymore j.p. when somebody has told me the same story about their ex wife three times in two hours, i start looking for the exit.
- always a pleasure to get your comments mate - paul.


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hehe i think you should write one from a cat's perspective, see what Jessica has to say about that! true story: i was reading this and eating an apple, i turned to belch and my dog was right there in my face and he ate the apple burp. sicko. *sigh* oh well, at least the burp wasn't wasted...gassing up for take off - chris

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Thursday, October 20, 2011 (15:34:34)

ha ha. thanks chris. i don't think jessica would ever forgive me if i wrote a pussy cat poem. besides cats are too inscrutable. i never know what they are thinking - woof woof - paul and hound.


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I thought this was neat! The character of the dog and the relationship so beautifully shown. A heart and a ten from me, enjoyably, Tasha

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Saturday, October 29, 2011 (11:47:20)

thanks tasha. the woofing waggy tailed creature thanks you too ha ha - paul.


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Fun fun fun, Paul, but she better not try to attack any of my cats!

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Monday, November 07, 2011 (10:39:17)

ha ha. thanks paula. it's ok. i think your pussy cats are safe. i rarely walk onk as far as greece, and she only ever bites me ha ha - paul the puppy tickler.


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G'day Paul...
Exactly how our little Tommy thinks. The only thing we're useful for is to make sure he's fed. (he also has this thing about showing his authority with the cats that meet at midnight at our bedroom window)
Thanks Paul
Lindsay

Re: poem written from a hound dog's point of view (Score: 1 ) by omegapaf on Thursday, February 23, 2012 (07:22:48)

g'day lindsay.

jessica will always chase pussy cats. but she's frightened of this big black crow that sits in the tree and stares at her. i have to go out in my slippers to chase it away - paul and the scardy hound.


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