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by randy-johnson

Some little bastards TPed my house and my yard.
I put them over my knees and spanked them hard.
They ran home and told their moms and pops.
Thirty minutes later I was arrested by some cops.

I spent Halloween night behind bars.
Those kids returned and egged my car.
They also left a flaming bag of poop at my door.
They vandalised my house but at least their butts were sore.


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Re: TPed (Score: 1 )
by Phoebe on Tuesday, November 01, 2011 (06:02:43)
hahahaha, very, very entertaining - enjoed it very much..Smile-Phoebe

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Re: TPed (Score: 1 )
by electrictiger on Friday, November 11, 2011 (22:00:50)
You are also a fictional poet.

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    Re: TPed (Score: 1 )
    by randy-johnson on Monday, November 21, 2011 (18:22:30)
    You're no Robert Frost yourself.

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      Re: TPed (Score: 1 )
      by electrictiger on Monday, December 19, 2011 (21:59:04)
      I should hope not, since he's dead. That would be dreadful.

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