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Pull my finger

by MoZark

It’s that silent fart between your cheeks
stings your nose makes you reek.

You’re all dolled up out on a date
one oozes out, oppose… to late.

No alarm or warning bell
just that little oh, oh… outhouse smell.

You’re red in the face stammer and smile
try that old ploy, stepped in a pile.

Play it cool no one can tell
look all around for where it fell.

There’s no defense don’t even try
just let it slide don’t question why.

One peace of advise to throw in the mix
leave the beans or it’s GAS-X.





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Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
by Zbird on Friday, January 20, 2012 (12:15:13)
lmao! omg! you are too much! funny write!

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by MoZark on Friday, January 20, 2012 (20:32:39)
    And I thought it was a masterpiece of serious poetry, goes to show. Thanks any way.
    Have a grand tomorrow…Jack
    Rolling Eyes

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Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
by maryanns on Friday, January 20, 2012 (12:48:47)
Oh my gosh, how cute is this??? Giggles and smiles, Jack.
Like Bonnie said - LMAO (on the floor) - Cheers, Mary Ann

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by MoZark on Friday, January 20, 2012 (20:34:28)
    It is I that LMAO at the fact that only the ladies made a comment. hummmm?Embarassed
    Thanks gentle lady. Have a grand tomorrow…Jack

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Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
by Phoebe on Friday, January 20, 2012 (20:56:01)
You know what I loved about this write - it's something we all can relate to - even us genteel ones..hahaha - so kill me, I'm only human..Smile-Phoebe

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by MoZark on Friday, January 20, 2012 (21:22:25)
    Not me! I just wrote this to see who would own up to it, got three so far. Ha,Ha
    Thanks and have a quit evening alone…Jack
    Wink

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      Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
      by Phoebe on Friday, January 20, 2012 (22:15:22)
      ....oh yes!..and I forgot to add, anyone who denies it is a bald faced liar... Twisted Evil

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        Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
        by MoZark on Saturday, January 21, 2012 (08:18:01)
        I guess what I should have said mind is the manly kind not petite and refined. But I’ll except bald face lire or poet. Thanks for the retort and have a grand tomorrow…Jack Wink

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Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
by ossy on Sunday, January 22, 2012 (06:53:54)
Well rhymed with metered lines.
Great write!

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by MoZark on Sunday, January 22, 2012 (07:58:02)
    Thanks for braving the fog and leaving a comment. have a grand tomorrow…Jack

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Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
by radical_love on Thursday, February 02, 2012 (21:58:35)
hahahaahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
most hilarious thing ive ever read on gp. EVER!
so many great lines, i was almost bursting at the seams with laughter, and then i got to the line

"play it cool no one can tell
look all around for where it fell"

and i just EXPLODED!!!!!!! hahahaahahahhaahhahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahhaha

wow, you've singlehandedly made my day.
congratulations!

Mil

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by AlyssaRae on Thursday, February 02, 2012 (23:54:47)
    Haha uhm it was different but hey it did rhyme!(: lol

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      Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
      by MoZark on Monday, April 16, 2012 (08:33:22)
      Thanks Alyssa for the comment. Have a grand tomorrow…Jack

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by MoZark on Monday, April 16, 2012 (08:11:27)
    Are you all right Love, put your head down and take a deep breath; on the other hand maybe you should go outside first, you’ll find the air much clearer, Rolling Eyes and
    Have a grand tomorrow…Jack

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Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
by liarbird on Monday, April 16, 2012 (05:10:36)
G'day jack...
still giggling mate. Look into Jerusalem artichokes. They leave the beans for dead...actually, they're nearly divorce material.
Thanks mate.
Lindsay

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    Re: Pull my finger (Score: 1 )
    by MoZark on Monday, April 16, 2012 (08:10:17)
    Lindsay my man, I have enough trouble with my common food. But I’ll keep that in mind for when I go to a political rally. Have a grand tomorrow…Jack Laughing

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