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Bum Ammunition

by Mind.In.Hiding

Bum Ammunition -- October 11th 2010
My Random Pains -- The funny way to put it

I hate having crap inside me
I hate always having to pee
I hate the million stars ripping my insides
I’d rather get sucked out by ocean tides
I dislike the knives bouncing in my system
I like juicy chicken humps, anyone would eat em
I hate the mini devils chewing on each bowl
I like listening to Mr. Owl
I hate the atomic bomb bathroom breaks
I miss eating cakes
I hate the radiation in me
I wish it didn’t hurt to pee
I like writing poems about my bum
What do you think of recycled gum?
I enjoy painful 3 AM stimulation
It’s like body annihilation
I can feel my insides detonate
Probably won’t be able to procreate
It’s like a nuclear implosion
My colon suffers from erosion
It’s like crapping molten lava
It’s bad when I drink java
SO SURE, IT’S NOT THAT BAD!!
It’s just a little yeast pad
Wrapping itself around each organ
And it doesn’t matter if I go vegan
Because my body likes nuclear fission
That’s how I got my bum ammunition





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