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Poems - ouch!!!!
| | ouch!!!!by omegapaf
a certain hound tripped me up when it was too dark to see
i dislocated my right knee
and smashed my face off a tree
luckily i got a ride with my friend tony
or today there would be nothing for the hounds tea.
alternative titles for this poem " baaaaaaaaaaaad dog ", " fucking oww!!!! owww!!!!....bloody owwww!!! ", " stumble ", and " is there a doctor in the house? ".
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Re: ouch!!!!
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by deepali on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (07:01:33) |
you're writing a poem in pain, that's the spirit.
Take care and Get well soon!
D.
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by omegapaf on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (11:01:52) |
thanks ali. got a bag of frozen peas sellotaped to my knee today...but it makes me a bit rattely when i move ha ha. jessica running round and round me with her " that was fun. let's do it again " look on her face after i fell didn't help ha ha - paul and trippy.
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by Zbird on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (08:15:34) |
Poor Paul! hope you are healing well and believe me if one of our cats tripped me up to the point of injuring me like that having something for THEIR tea would be the least of my thoughts. lol!
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by omegapaf on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (11:09:42) |
aaawwww i know you bonita. you would hop to the shops to get cat food if you had to. why the hound feels the need to run in between my legs in the dark is beyond me. she doesn't do it in the day light. i think she's got a 1920's black and white sense of humour and just likes seeing someone fall over ha ha - ouch and the baaaaaaaad dog.
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by Phoebe on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (13:07:07) |
I've said all I'm going to say on this matter, my sympathies are entirely with Jess - you so baaaaad!  - Feebs
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by omegapaf on Thursday, April 05, 2012 (06:09:17) |
jessica says " thanks whipi. the monkey wont walk me for two days....why can't he hop? ".
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by wolfinwindow on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (15:01:55) |
Lmao!!!! Poor Paul you painted a cartoon version of a terrible situation. Hope the bloody pain voes away soon. Did Jessie get hurt?
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by omegapaf on Thursday, April 05, 2012 (06:23:14) |
oh, i'm a cartoon character wolfie. sort of like a bugs daffy bunny duck.
jessica was fine. she was running round me wanting me to fall over again, because it was so much fun - foxy with the sore paw.
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by liarbird on Wednesday, April 04, 2012 (20:29:19) |
G'day Paul...
Hasn't there been other 'trips' you've had that have been just as destructive. Talking about trips, those who know what's best for us are advising not to eat any field mushrooms now...years ago we lived on the bloody things!
Perhaps Jessica might post a poem now - watch where you're bloody well going!' with the final line being - if you don't get my tea, a nice knee will do...yum.
Catch you Paul
Lindsay
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Re: ouch!!!!
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by omegapaf on Thursday, April 05, 2012 (06:32:22) |
ha ha. yes. i've had a few " trips " in my life lindsay. both physical and psychological. just sent you an e-mail and pics mate.....jessica seems to think that jumping on my knee is a good way to fix it.....i'm not convinced myself ha ha - think i'll stick to the frozen peas - paul and the " cool hand luke " hound.
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by butterflyzrfree on Thursday, April 05, 2012 (07:33:50) |
Paul? What about your heak? You didn't mention how you fell into a tree and passed out for thirty minutes. This is serious! You seed to go to the doctor right now. You need a walker or some crutches and a velcro knee stabilizer. And they would tend to your eye!
Yu did make it into a cute poem, and I know that concussion doesn't rhyme well, but I hope you eat well, and there is No ONE there to make you chicken soup! It is horrible You are much more ill than you let on. Please take good care of yourself. Gail
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by omegapaf on Thursday, April 05, 2012 (12:45:49) |
30 seconds, not 30 minutes nursey. don't worry. i just look like one of those cool boxers from the 70's......after they had just fought ali ha ha. just got a shopping lift from my mate tony. so i'm ok for food and hound and bird stuff for a couple of days - a discussion about concussion in russian perhaps? ha ha - nurse!!!!! where's my chicken soup!!!! - pauly and miss trippy whiskers.
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by maryanns on Friday, April 06, 2012 (16:14:05) |
Awww, so sorry to hear of another bash of ouches!!! - Sending triptoes of sympthies your way, I sure hope the swelling has gone down by now. Take care, Paul and Jessica. Best wishes, Mary Ann
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by omegapaf on Friday, April 06, 2012 (19:13:38) |
thanks mary ann. took the baaaaad dog out on a tentative walk today. she got the waggy finger a couple of times, but mostly behaved - right eye is still swolen, but hey, i got two eyes, and two knees, right? ha ha - paul.
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by Christa on Sunday, May 06, 2012 (11:17:31) |
Looks like Jessica is up to her old tricks...silly little pup...chasing her tail and tripping up her dearest pal!! Glad to know you're okay. ~Smiles~
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by omegapaf on Monday, May 07, 2012 (10:46:53) |
hiya christa. yes, jessica is still spectaculaly good at tripping me up. then running round and round trying to get me to get up, so we can do it again ha ha - are you doing ok? - paul and trippy hound.
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