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Poems - Snow White & the Seven Tory MPs.

Snow White & the Seven Tory MPs.

by royst

This is the tale of Snow White and the seven Tory MPs
Most of them couldn’t see the wood for the trees
Old and shallow
Which is apparent
You can see right through them they’re that transparent.
There’s one called Backstabber
One called Sleazy
One called Backhander
One called Greedy
Once called B**tard
The other is called Mean
Why is Snow White so keen?
The last one is called U-turn
He’s always changing direction
Usually before a general election
Backstabber knows who wants to be Prime Minister
B**tard and Sleazy are being sinister
Snow White hears the seven MPs sing their song -

“Hi hi, hi ho, it’s off to our ten jobs we go, with a consultancy here and a consultancy there, hi ho hi ho hi ho“.

Arms for sale is another popular song
Backhander knows it off by heart
B**tard and Mean are nowhere to be seen
They’re too busy taking the welfare state apart.

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