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Poems - The films you will never see

The films you will never see

by Essex68

I directed the films you have never seen
Some titles are strange and others obscene
So stand aside Lucas, Hitchcock take a rest
Tarantino and Richie, mine would have been best

So let’s see how many you can guess?

Star whores
Lake gerbils
Where eagles don’t care
The eagle’s still flying
At home and unaware

Don’t blame me; it’s all my mothers fault
There’s loads of nasty feathered things their having a revolt
Lunchtime to suppertime
The evening of the living
Sunday, the 25th
Tarts of the Aegean

The week the earth couldn’t stay still
Julian verses Hector
Attack of the capitalists
Answer the door it’s the inspector

The wizards with ear wax
The cats of peace
Debbie stayed a virgin
Joan and the dirty fleece

299, there must be one missing
You must think I’m barmy? I aint doing that mission
Roland the librarian
It’s a pretty crappy life
Please don’t steal my Chevrolet but you can have the wife

Not so sexy animal
The song it always changes
Jane never gets in trouble
You shouldn’t dance with strangers

A pageboy for Dracula
That naughty high school teacher
Kind hearts and broccoli
That girl that killed the preacher

Ding dong, slam man
Should of left mum at home
Sister where art thou
Ursula’s on the throne
No wolves in the dell
There wasn’t no sleepy hollows
No US hitchhikers for lycanthropy to swallow

Fred’s dead, it’s a dream
You aren’t coming back
Who stole the witches crown?
That’s the end of that

W R Baker

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by butterflyzrfree on Sunday, July 01, 2012 (00:40:21)

I saw Lake Gerbils and loved the part and the gorgeous woman got eaten by gerbils in front of.....
ha!
What a fun poem! And always you manage to stay consistent with form and rhyme! A pleasure!

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by Essex68 on Monday, July 02, 2012 (04:00:22)

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by Essex68 on Monday, July 02, 2012 (04:01:35)

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by gailw on Tuesday, July 03, 2012 (16:50:53)

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by BrokenWordsPoet on Monday, July 02, 2012 (16:26:16)

Funny write; Night mare on Elm Street;

Do you know what Little Freddy Krueger said to the teacher on his first day of school?

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by Essex68 on Monday, July 02, 2012 (17:18:23)

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Re: The films you will never see (Score: 1 )
by BrokenWordsPoet on Monday, July 02, 2012 (18:04:59)

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