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Bleep! Bleep!

by Phoebe

I’m going to write something disgusting tonight
A filthy, obscene piece of crap
Everyone reading will run out and barf
They’ll soon know I’m no soft, soppy sap.

Every dirty expletive that’s ever been used
Will be thrown in this cocktail of poo
And even the strongest of stomachs will retch
When they read my wordnauseum stew.

I’ll not call a rooster, a rooster no more
And I know what to call kitty cat
Profanity’s going to be rabid tonight
So what do you think about that?

My God! I feel crazy and powerful tonight
Having let all my demons go mad
I’ve spilled out my bile in the vilest of style
If I’ve upset you, well that’s just too bad!

~Phoebe~ Twisted Evil




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Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
by omegapaf on Wednesday, July 11, 2012 (20:40:39)
ha ha. where the fricken, frockin f**king, fruckin h**l did this come from pheebs?......a bad day at work kid? - naughty pussy cats fighting with roosters - paora and skippy.

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    Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
    by Phoebe on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (13:41:23)
    I wrote this a while back after reading some of the terminology in the sexual poetry - I have been known to throw the f word into a piece of writing ya know...purely to emphasise a point of course... Wink cheers Paora....tummy tickle to da boss!.

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Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
by rondo on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (09:06:45)
Very Happy when I see it I'll believe it Laughing a great piece here Phoebes great poets dont need such things only us mediocre ones as you have proven in this fine rendition xoxoxo

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    Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
    by Phoebe on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (13:43:06)
    Laughing Laughing mediocre? my buddy? never!! thank you sexy Very Happy ..xoxoxo

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Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
by Rabbitt on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (20:32:12)
Fiddlesticks! Rooster and kitten get a bad rap. Nice poem. I didn't know where you were going with that.

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    Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
    by Phoebe on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (21:56:32)
    hehehe rooster and kitten have alternative names ya know...usually attached to body parts... Wink

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Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
by liarbird on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (21:48:56)
G'day Phoebe...
This poem is just a delightful that had me grinning throughout Phoebe.
Thanks matey
Lindsay

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    Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
    by Phoebe on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (21:57:54)
    Well I think most readers would be shocked at the ferocity of my writing Lindsay.. Laughing Laughing Laughing Phoebe

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      Re: Bleep! Bleep! (Score: 1 )
      by Phoebe on Thursday, July 12, 2012 (21:59:06)
      I can be a bit of a female dog when it's called for my friend.. Wink

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