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Tanka of silly men

by badmalthus

if it was longer
and a little thicker
I could be more of a man......

in the public urinal
he cowers in the corner





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lol funny stuff, but (Score: 1 )
by LeiraStar on Saturday, December 29, 2007 (12:37:01)
lol funny stuff, but true. I'm sure a lot of silly self conscious men do that Razz. ~Star~

    lol funny stuff, but (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Monday, December 31, 2007 (19:28:09)
    Thanks Star.....unfortunately it so true.....my kingdom for another inch.....haha!
    cheers.....Harry


lol. enjoyed (Score: 1 )
by lordfuznut on Tuesday, January 01, 2008 (03:44:33)
lol. enjoyed


Nice one, Harry! Why (Score: 1 )
by Bogeyman on Friday, January 04, 2008 (21:43:01)
Nice one, Harry! Why can't we just be happy with what we have? B.

    Nice one, Harry! Why (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Sunday, January 06, 2008 (19:09:53)
    Our cross to carry B....haha.
    Cheers......Harry.


this is quite silly (Score: 1 )
by caralouann on Thursday, January 17, 2008 (10:14:18)
this is quite silly but I like it hehe

    this is quite silly (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Sunday, January 20, 2008 (08:31:53)
    Silly mens problems.
    Cheers.....Harry


brilliant.....she do (Score: 1 )
by GrannyDeepSea on Saturday, January 19, 2008 (20:20:23)
brilliant.....she doesn't want another inch...you're the king when she comes first....lol

    brilliant.....she do (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Sunday, January 20, 2008 (08:33:03)
    If only men new this truth and took their time G....lol.
    Cheers.....Harry


love it (Score: 1 )
by ajlstraley on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 (21:25:28)
love it


what a poem! funny y (Score: 1 )
by meign_arche on Thursday, February 28, 2008 (07:10:11)
what a poem! funny yet true.^^,


This is so funny... (Score: 1 )
by Islandgrrl on Thursday, April 03, 2008 (19:20:04)
This is so funny... Thanks for the smiles.... Islandgrrl...

    This is so funny... (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Friday, April 04, 2008 (00:58:47)
    Yeh.....funny creatures us men.
    Thanks Islandgrrl
    Harry


That's so true ,the (Score: 1 )
by Mello on Sunday, June 01, 2008 (02:36:44)
That's so true ,the way men think; you should write one about how they often try to hide this by overcompencating.

    That's so true ,the (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Friday, June 06, 2008 (21:10:26)
    Strange creatures we are Mello.....LOL
    Many thanks......Harry


thanks harry for the (Score: 1 )
by mamta on Sunday, June 01, 2008 (05:24:09)
thanks harry for the laughs. enjoyed this one.


How on earth did I m (Score: 1 )
by Lou on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 (19:34:22)
How on earth did I miss this one Harry???????
I know what your thinking I should have used a magnifying glass ? but not for this short but magnificent poem. L.O.L. Brilliant H. perhaps a little late but I got there, better than being premature I suppose L.O.L. I've even given you a heart, nothing personel you understand, remember i have five kids.
Cheers Lou

    How on earth did I m (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Thursday, August 21, 2008 (21:15:47)
    LOL......nothin' personal Lou.......thanks much mate.
    Harry


HA! Wonderful. I ho (Score: 1 )
by synkronyze on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 (19:46:26)
HA! Wonderful. I honestly dont know what to say, except maybe sorry?

    HA! Wonderful. I ho (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Thursday, August 28, 2008 (21:40:41)
    LOL.......was it me?
    Cheers and thanks Synk.
    Harry


cowers in the corner (Score: 1 )
by lash570 on Thursday, September 04, 2008 (08:06:35)
cowers in the corner ?????!!!!!
i wasn't "cowering" - i was praying to the greek god Peniseus - who was incarnated as Bob Dole............(you didn't see Him?)..............

    cowers in the corner (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Thursday, September 04, 2008 (21:32:56)
    LOL.....No I missed him.
    Many thanks lash.......Harry


Ha! Thanks For The L (Score: 1 )
by BellaRed83 on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 (23:43:56)
Ha! Thanks For The Laugh, That Was Great!

    Ha! Thanks For The L (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Thursday, October 16, 2008 (19:07:08)
    LOL......my pleasure Bella.
    Many thanks......Harry


Absolutely charming! (Score: 1 )
by zenfish on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 (09:21:57)
Absolutely charming! I have one complaint: your ellipse is well... overcompensating for something. Could you circumsize it back to realistic (3 dot) proportions?


funny....my x always (Score: 1 )
by orangetulips12 on Sunday, May 03, 2009 (13:24:30)
funny....my x always said it did not matter about the size because he produced triples

    funny....my x always (Score: 1 )
    by badmalthus on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 (00:11:22)
    I agree....LOL.
    Many thanks orange........Harry



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