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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet)

by WordLover

Foot in Mouth Disease often occurs
when a woman asks honey do
these jeans make my butt look big
and without thinking a
man innocently
replies sweetie
I don’t think
it’s the
jeans


(a Nonet - 9 lines of poetry, first line 9 syllables, 2nd line 8, and so on). Hope this little bit of silliness makes you smile!!





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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by poetess41 on Sunday, September 12, 2010 (16:04:08)
Hahahahaha...this is brilliant !..*smiles*

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Sunday, September 12, 2010 (16:34:04)
    dear poetess41 - thanks SO much for the lovely rating! So glad you enjoyed my little bit of silliness!!

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by twistedmistress on Monday, September 13, 2010 (22:44:51)
lmao thats too funny sandy
thankin ya for the smiles
♥s
NIKI

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Tuesday, September 14, 2010 (10:46:48)
    thanks Nik - so glad you liked this one - just a bit of silliness from me!! Thanks again sweetie!! Smile

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by bigbadwolf on Tuesday, September 14, 2010 (12:15:07)
I will smile, but I am smart enough, most of the times, to keep my mouth closed. But, I did like this.

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Wednesday, September 15, 2010 (19:16:22)
    Thank you James - just a little silliness from me - yes, men definitely are the innocents a lot of times, because they are just being honest, and women are not looking for honesty in these particular cases - LOL - thanks again!!

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by StarDust on Monday, September 20, 2010 (11:42:51)
ha ha good one Sandy!! Smile Smile Smile i desperately needed the laugh!!! Thank you and take care

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:09:35)
    so glad it made you smile sweetie! Thanks for stopping by as always!!
    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by Disfrazada on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 (13:39:40)
Laughing Love this one Sandy.

Take care of yourself my friend....
DiSfRaZada

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:10:21)
    thank you my dear doctor - just a bit of silliness to make you smile!!

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by wordsmithwannabe on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (13:09:46)
oh Sandy! this was just what i needed today, it's been a gloomy morning and i'm cranky as hell, but this made me grin from ear to ear...thanks for the pick-me-up!!

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:11:36)
    hey!!! So glad it got you in a better mood! It's been raining here nonstop for going on 4 days now, and I'm about over it as well! Need some sunshine!! Thanks sweetie!!

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by Dreaming-Demon on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:11:36)
lmao nice one sandy, Laughing Laughing

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:12:36)
    thanks dreaming - I'm so glad you enjoyed! Sometimes I just need to bring out the silliness!!

    Sandy

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      Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
      by WordLover on Monday, November 08, 2010 (21:12:41)
      thank you my friend - I'm so glad I made you smile!!

      Sandy Very Happy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by PinkNeonFlavor on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:27:45)
Hahaha!!! This is kind of cute. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by PinkNeonFlavor on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 (21:28:15)
Hahaha!!! This is kind of cute. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Thursday, September 30, 2010 (09:14:12)
    thanks sweetie - a little bit of lightness to hopefully bring a smile.

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by Keeperofhope on Saturday, October 02, 2010 (09:39:21)
Laughing Laughing very nice
KOH

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Saturday, October 02, 2010 (10:50:16)
    Thank you keeper - I always love hearing from you.

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by liarbird on Friday, October 29, 2010 (02:05:29)
G'day Sandy...
Oh golly gosh! I think I heard the thud of a rolling pin on a skull.
Thank you Sandy.
Lindsay

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Tuesday, November 02, 2010 (14:04:33)
    hahahahaha - I guess the point would be - never ask unless you really want the truth!! Smile Thanks Lindsay - appreciate hearing from you!

    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by rondo on Sunday, October 31, 2010 (23:07:46)
too rich ....great read....peace

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    Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
    by WordLover on Tuesday, November 02, 2010 (14:05:55)
    thank you rondo - just a little bit of silliness - but sadly some women really do ask questions like this - I mean, we both know what they "expect" to hear isn't always what they do hear!
    Glad you enjoyed.
    Sandy

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Re: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire! (a Nonet) (Score: 1 )
by raw on Monday, November 08, 2010 (15:27:35)
What a nice write. You had me laughing. Well done.

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