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"Do the Dew"

by ifiwereapig

Ahh that crisp clean taste
Will never go to waste
Every last drop Ill drink
I dont even stop to think

I used to like it when it first came out
But without the diet and I had my doubts
But then they offered the heavenly diet
Subsequently my complaints were quiet

Diet Mountain Dew is my drink of choice
Ill never give another my voice
I pray to the Gods of carbonation
This is a liquid hailing from devine creation

Don't laugh at me for I tell the truth
It even goes good with a little vermouth
I dont really care if you like it or not
I'll always make sure my fridge is stocked

It's prettier and much more sparkly than most
And it even has less caffeine than Jolt
Because it's diet I have no fear
I'll drink til it comes out my ears

Be it a can, one liter or even two
It still wont be enough for me and you
It's mine all mine and you must get your own
I am the king of dew and I have claimed my throne

But it you must insist upon a glass
You must definitely will have to kiss my ass
Because the sweet nectar of the Gods is sacred
You are not worthy to have it touch your lips so wretched

So lastly in calm I will longingly imbibe
Drinking my dew while I happily scribe
Inspired by a soda so cool and sweet
There is none other as good a treat.





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Re: "Do the Dew" (Score: 1 )
by jean on Thursday, January 20, 2011 (15:36:20)
very interesting poem

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    Re: "Do the Dew" (Score: 1 )
    by ifiwereapig on Thursday, January 20, 2011 (17:38:09)
    lol .. It's all about provoking something!

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Re: "Do the Dew" (Score: 1 )
by Dreaming-Demon on Thursday, January 20, 2011 (18:40:44)
lol very nice

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    Re: "Do the Dew" (Score: 1 )
    by ifiwereapig on Thursday, January 20, 2011 (18:58:20)
    hehe.. thank you Smile

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