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Who is Natey?
It's vile. It's obnoxious. It's not for minors or the feint of heart. To Join, it merely costs one karma point and your sense of what's socially acceptable. Eat Chicken.
The best Cock Fight Ever.
My brightly colored cock
meanders aimlessly around
my backyard, towards the
general direction of the
pile of wood, but closer to the
talking to the other cocks,
in their cock language;
using descriptive cock words
and 'buckaww' and such...
My brightly colored cock
perks his feathered head high
and spreads the feathers on his neck
at the approach of another cock.
They both fling their wings outward
and stomp their feet.
Now the two cocks,
standing before each other like
(except they don't have armor.
And it's not Rome.
And Chickens don't sweat.
Nor is anyone really paying attention.
I can't really find any real connection
metaphorically or otherwise
to this cock fight
and the idea "like gladiators"
but I like the word gladiator.
It sounds like Glad He Ate Her.
So I try to use it as much as possible.
Who wouldn't be glad that they
I wouldn't be. That's Gross!
Unless of course
you were refering to
the act of cunnilingus,
then I am all for it.)
Where was i?
The sun shines for a brief moment,
casting a shadow on the ground as
the two cocks
(pause for dramatic effect.)
(oh, still pausing!)
(now I am pausing the pause...)
It's not really all that graceful, but my Cock
lunges forward with the speed of a tree stump
and trips over what looks like a duo of male frogs
trying to copulate without much success.
His beak sticks neatly in a
soft clump of discarded twine
three feet from his foe
and for a moment my cock's
brightly colored feathery ass
hangs in the air while his feet kinda like...
The other cock,
as if nothing of any significance had just happened,
finds something seemingly edible on the ground
and tries to forcibly introduce it into his beak
by way of a rather uncomfortable looking
forward pecking motion.
It turned out to be a pebble, but he ate it anyway.
After the debacle, I went inside and masturbated,
to a completely unrelated series of ASCII pornographic movies,
like "Deep throat" and "Girls who like Girls with Big Tits,"
by the way,
so it turned out it wasn't really
a waste of a day afterall.
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Wow you got this thing for chickens hey?. Only kidding, Just dropping by say Hi. Hi..., Great little spot you got back here. Quiet, a little Bit Echoee..oee..oee, Don't know about those yolk colored drapes though, Okay, Would stay and nest awhile, but other guest books to haunt, O yea, before I go, great little poetry site you got here too. Cheers dAVE...Ah one more thing, your TAGGED.Chow
ooh...where are the dancing chickens?!
I'm posting in my own guest book. It's almost like smoking my own shit.
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