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Melly's recent Blog entry.	Happy belated birthday Bonnie ( 453 reads)	Sunday, February 14, 2010 (03:35:00)
I know I forgot your birthday Hope you had a Bonnie time My memories not so great these days. But as yet that's not a crime. I want to make it up to you after all your sixty two When AARP knocks on your door More birthdays are but few. So to celebrate your birthday I thought I'd take you to wall mart I'll show you a real good time Here's what we'll do to start. 1.Greet people at the door and tell them to shop at Sears 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 10. Play with the automatic doors. 11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 14. Try putting different pairs of mens boxers on your head and walk around the store casually. 15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Bat cave!" 23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 29. Take bets on the battle described above. 30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions." 40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it! Then when we have had our fun We'll surely go to jail we'll see what good friends we have When we call to post our bail.. Hugs Melly

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I thought I Knew Life's Mysteries

I thought I knew life’s mysteries
For I am not young statistically
I’ve been down a road or two
I’ve hit dead ends on quite a few
And had to ponder what to do

The more I age the more I find
I thought I knew life’s mysteries
Life is just a drop in time
Not like I learned in history

The vastness of Gods mastery
Goes on and on, how can this be?
I thought I knew life’s mysteries
Yet in my mind I can not see

Where does it start, where does it end
I try to see this visually
Yet I still can not comprehend
I thought I knew life’s mysteries.

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