My brain
HEwO dErE
I aM dA fiv yer old
And i am da bes kid in shool
I got da F’s in onglash
Witch maen
‘Fail’
Witch i do knot undastand
Bcaus
My handritng is da bes
And mi spelng is rely god
I sold hav da bes grad in da class
Now i am da cry in my bed
Scool vry bad
I am now vry sad
I wil gat mi revenge
I com to da scool
And i ask techer
“y do i hav da f”
And the teacher sad,
“Because you are stupid”
Ten i feel water
In mi eye
I com hom
I am now da depress
I com da mommy
“My teacher vry maen”
She said the final word
“We should hav never adopt u”
I aM dA aDoPtEd!
I never knew
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I wrote this poem because I am just doing this for fun.
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Submitted by nguyn3516 on October 04, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | ABCXD CBE EX EX FF X C A X F G A X X E X D X X GD |
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 615 |
Words | 158 |
Stanzas | 20 |
Stanza Lengths | 5, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2 |
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