Wooing My Muse
Whew, what a scene! My Muse
is mad as hell. It seems
I’ve been a pig, abused,
insulted Her. She screams
“You men are all alike!
You never want my bod-
y, just my mind!” Oh God.
“You ‘Oh God’ me, I’ll strike!
Right now, you chauvinist!”
Hoo boy! To strip my soul
was hard enough, I wist.
But now, to take a roll
in antic hay? I swear,
She’s more than I can bare.
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Submitted on May 01, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | XABA CBXC XDXD EE |
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 366 |
Words | 77 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 2 |
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