Analysis of My B.F.F.
(Ben Hancock, this is for you. It all started with your 'Menstrual Girlfriend'.
What you poor men have to put up with!)
I couldn't be a lezbian
No matter wot
My husband says
He thinks I am
I don't know why
The kd land cd's
I buy.....?
My Best Friend's man
Thinks she's one too
I tell ya
What's a Gal to do?!
Just coz our hair
Is really short....
And we're really
Into women's sport....
Jill Sobule, I really dig
"Kissed a Girl" 'fore Perry did!
Portia's HOT, a real 'Siren'
Ellen, on all cylnders firin'!
I just like wearin' overalls
Coz over-all they suit me best
Dainty heels are not for me
My Birkenstocks fit comfortably!
So, to you,
I will say tata
We're off now,
To The Mardi-Gras!
| Scheme | AX BAC XDCD BEXE XFGF XXBB XXGG EXBX |
|---|---|
| Poetic Form | |
| Metre | 1111111110111001 111111111 110101 1101 1101 1111 1111 0111 11 1111 1111 111 10111 11101 1101 0110 01101 111101 1011101 110110 101111 111110 11011111 1011111 1111000 111 11110 111 10101 |
| Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
| Characters | 661 |
| Words | 132 |
| Sentences | 12 |
| Stanzas | 8 |
| Stanza Lengths | 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 |
| Lines Amount | 29 |
| Letters per line (avg) | 17 |
| Words per line (avg) | 5 |
| Letters per stanza (avg) | 63 |
| Words per stanza (avg) | 16 |
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Submitted on December 27, 2013
Modified on March 05, 2023
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