God and the Biker
A man riding his motorbike on a lone highway
Heard the voice of God speaking to him today.
God said since you been loyal, tell you what I’ll do
I’ll grant you one big wish, what can I get for you?
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He thought then said there is one thing I would like
Build a bridge across the waters so I can take my bike.
God said that it takes a lot of material so if you don’t mind
Think of something else, something that will help mankind.
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After a while he finally said there is one thing I’d like to know
How to make a woman happy and what it is that makes her go?
God looked at him and before the man could say a word more
Said that for the bridge would you like to have two lanes or four.
About this poem
This poem I derived from a joke that I heard.
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Written on December 06, 2017
Submitted by UJ on August 03, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Scheme | A A B B C C D D E E F F |
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Closest metre | Iambic heptameter |
Characters | 681 |
Words | 144 |
Stanzas | 12 |
Stanza Lengths | 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 |
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