Manchester is not United
Zealous Frank 2000 (Nigeria)
This is brutal; a scene undefined
A series of pain beautifully assigned
Watching is not advised; PG-25
Listening is for the strong and baptized
The fans needs help, the stans crave to yelp
There is no turning back, but even moving forward is not advised
We subscribed for a sport but the channels are showing horror movies
Even the ballers are lost and found wanting on the field
This calls for help; Manchester is not United
I'd argue we are a tad better than Kwara United
Pray for us, intercede on our behalf...for we are in pain
Today is four to none, tomorrow might be too much to sum up
This is a general problem; Ten Hag is now One Hag
We desperately hope this doesn't continue for we might be forced to disband.
About this poem
This poem is about the frustration and disappointment experienced in reference to Manchester United. The poem describes the agony of witnessing poor performances by the team, the sense of hopelessness, and the desire for change and improvement. It conveys a feeling of helplessness and longing for better days, while also expressing concern for the team's future.
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Submitted by Zealousfrank on October 15, 2023
Modified by Zealousfrank on October 15, 2023
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Quick analysis:
| Scheme | AA BC XC XX DD XX BX |
|---|---|
| Closest metre | Iambic heptameter |
| Characters | 726 |
| Words | 143 |
| Stanzas | 7 |
| Stanza Lengths | 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 |
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