Analysis of Hello, I’m Mr Annoying

Jamie Burns 1978 (Bedfordshire)



Hello, I’m Mr Annoying
I’m here to interrupt whatever it is you are enjoying.

My sole mission is to find a specific way, to keep at you and ruin your day!

I have this uncanny ability to notice all your flaws. I will use them against you until you’re on all fours!

I will push my agenda on you any time night or day. I will just keep chipping at you until you fade away.

Remember you promised to do something for me just to get me off the phone? well you haven’t done it yet so I will not leave you alone!

I know you are so tired, and you really just can’t cope, but I’m here to drive you to the limit, in fact I’ll noose the rope!

You see, no one is more important than me and this I need to make clear. You can reason, plead, and beg for me to stop, but I just don’t hear.

I just popped into your life, like a dull nagging toothache. And you foolishly engaged with me, that was your big mistake!

My teeth are now into you, and I will not relent! You’ve put up a good fight trying to avoid me, but now you are all spent.

You see I am just a righteous prick who finds this all so enjoying. I had to suck the life from you because I am Mr Annoying.


Scheme AA B X B X X X X X A
Poetic Form
Metre 01110010 11101101111010 111011100101111101011 11101001001101111111011011111 11110101110111111111011011101 010110111011111110111111111111101 111111001101111111111010011101 1111110101101111111110101111111111 1110111101101011000111111101 1111011011101111011101011111111 1111101011111101011110111011110010
Characters 1,175
Words 256
Sentences 17
Stanzas 10
Stanza Lengths 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1
Lines Amount 11
Letters per line (avg) 79
Words per line (avg) 22
Letters per stanza (avg) 87
Words per stanza (avg) 24

About this poem

It is a poem about the energy vampires who drain your energy.

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Written on April 06, 2022

Submitted by jamieb63 on April 23, 2022

Modified on April 12, 2023

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