Hello, I’m Mr Annoying
Hello, I’m Mr Annoying
I’m here to interrupt whatever it is you are enjoying.
My sole mission is to find a specific way, to keep at you and ruin your day!
I have this uncanny ability to notice all your flaws. I will use them against you until you’re on all fours!
I will push my agenda on you any time night or day. I will just keep chipping at you until you fade away.
Remember you promised to do something for me just to get me off the phone? well you haven’t done it yet so I will not leave you alone!
I know you are so tired, and you really just can’t cope, but I’m here to drive you to the limit, in fact I’ll noose the rope!
You see, no one is more important than me and this I need to make clear. You can reason, plead, and beg for me to stop, but I just don’t hear.
I just popped into your life, like a dull nagging toothache. And you foolishly engaged with me, that was your big mistake!
My teeth are now into you, and I will not relent! You’ve put up a good fight trying to avoid me, but now you are all spent.
You see I am just a righteous prick who finds this all so enjoying. I had to suck the life from you because I am Mr Annoying.
About this poem
It is a poem about the energy vampires who drain your energy.
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Written on April 06, 2022
Submitted by jamieb63 on April 23, 2022
Modified on April 12, 2023
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Characters | 1,175 |
Words | 256 |
Stanzas | 10 |
Stanza Lengths | 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 |
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